The Night Before Orcsmas

Tis the night before Orcsmas, most significant of the green-skinned mid-winter festivals, when old Father Orcsmas delivers presents to all good little orcs and gobbos in Scrundor, the foul Orcish kingdom. In the tiny goblin hamlet (named with striking imagination Goblintown...) there is much anticipation of the arrival of old Wandering Wazzak, the pedlar and his Orcsmas stock. But what terrible news is this? Wazzak has been slain by Tholian soldiers, his stock destroyed and his venerable pack-hippo Bob roasted by those pesky humans down in Pinevale! There shall be no orcsmas present this year for Tiny Tug! With mere hours left until the festival, with the lamentations of the women and children ringing from the rocky cliffs above Goblintown, old Skuzz the village elder calls the tiny hamlet's greatest heroes together... there is nothing for it but to attack Pinevale and steal the Human's christmas presents!

The Night Before Orcsmas is a special, one-off stand alone RPG session for Thursday 18th of December. Using pre-generated goblin characters and the Dice Chucker V.3 ruleset, players will attempt to save Orcsmas by any means necessary!
Take up the shabby mantle of Zoggy the Nomad, Captain Skabnose Konkface, Hulk Huggak, Boomer, Bazza, Squeezy, Boggo the Biffer, or Gaston D'Gobbeaux and fight for truth, justice, and more importantly... LOOT!